

For instance, I spoke to a recruiter from Gringotts who told me that they don’t accept candidates from party skools. I have also noticed that some employers have dismissive attitudes toward Hogwarts graduates. Indeedly, my life was constantly endangered while at Hogwarts, which was an academic distracshun. You know what Hogwarts has? A three-headed dog lurking in the castle, with permission to kill whoever it finds. I heard that Durmstrang students have a skool newspaper.
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Why is literature not a course at your skool? I can enchant my quill to write my thoughts, but I never learned how to make my thoughts enchanting. Thanks to the Hogwarts curriculum, I can withstand mind control and even limited torture, but I cannot write a compelling cover letter without humiliating grammatical error’s. Additionally, I cannot sit still for more than four hours a day without embarking on spontaneous adventures, and my vocabulary is poop. It’s not difficult to speculate why-without the assistance of Hermione Granger, half of my fellow-Gryffindors couldn’t even conjugating most verbs, and I am not sure that the instruction we received from Hagrid the giant is technically certifiable. Recently, I went on magical LinkedIn and saw almost none of my Hogwarts class of 2007 represented at top-tier wizarding companies. It’s hard out here for a poorly rounded wizard.
